You don’t know about black pearls, why the whole world sleeping on black girls?
Andre 3000 (via doujinsushi)
Being a writer is 3% talent, 97% not being distracted by the internet.
Anonymous (via maxkirin)

I’ve managed to scratch my face and now my right cheek is even more puffy and red. I now resemble a Pufferfish.

Everything else suddenly seems appealing now that I’m finding excuses not to read this book



nicki performing anaconda. taylor swift having all females playing the instruments during her performance. fifth harmony being the first girl group in YEARS to win a VMA. beyonce basically PREACHING feminism to the crowd. thank you God

plus lorde, a 17 year old girl, winning in a category made entirely of adult men


'are you flirting with me or are you like this to everyone' a classic novel by me


I can’t stand these fucking people with these fucking family window stickers on their cars a murderer is gonna come into your fucking house and you’re gonna try to hide your kids in the fucking closet and he’s gonna be like naw bitch I saw your fucking mini van I know you have six more kids where are they

Your memory is a monster; you forget - it doesn’t. It simply files things away. It keeps things for you, or hides things from you - and summons them to your recall with a will of its own. You think you have a memory; but it has you.

John Irving 

Everything you love is here

(via lovequotesrus)


People are slamming doors outside should I be concerned???

Broken Bells released a new album and no one informed me I feel so unconnected to the world


groot was naked the whole god damn movie.  they didn’t give him any clothes.  they even gave the raccoon clothes but this tree was running around in space buck-ass nude for 120 minutes.


but this literally just happened 7 seconds OAGO OH MY GOD BLUEEEEEE


but this literally just happened 7 seconds OAGO OH MY GOD BLUEEEEEE

Apparently I’m missing some award show? Is that what this is?