You don’t know about black pearls, why the whole world sleeping on black girls?
Andre 3000 (via doujinsushi)
Being a writer is 3% talent, 97% not being distracted by the internet.
Anonymous (via maxkirin)

I’ve managed to scratch my face and now my right cheek is even more puffy and red. I now resemble a Pufferfish.

Everything else suddenly seems appealing now that I’m finding excuses not to read this book

literallyrad:

breakburnandends:

nicki performing anaconda. taylor swift having all females playing the instruments during her performance. fifth harmony being the first girl group in YEARS to win a VMA. beyonce basically PREACHING feminism to the crowd. thank you God

plus lorde, a 17 year old girl, winning in a category made entirely of adult men

tany4:

'are you flirting with me or are you like this to everyone' a classic novel by me

seabelle:

I can’t stand these fucking people with these fucking family window stickers on their cars a murderer is gonna come into your fucking house and you’re gonna try to hide your kids in the fucking closet and he’s gonna be like naw bitch I saw your fucking mini van I know you have six more kids where are they

Your memory is a monster; you forget - it doesn’t. It simply files things away. It keeps things for you, or hides things from you - and summons them to your recall with a will of its own. You think you have a memory; but it has you.

John Irving 

Everything you love is here

(via lovequotesrus)

BABY COME BACK
ANY KINDA
FOOL
COULD
SEE

People are slamming doors outside should I be concerned???

Broken Bells released a new album and no one informed me I feel so unconnected to the world

verbmaster:

groot was naked the whole god damn movie.  they didn’t give him any clothes.  they even gave the raccoon clothes but this tree was running around in space buck-ass nude for 120 minutes.

lordbape:

but this literally just happened 7 seconds OAGO OH MY GOD BLUEEEEEE

lordbape:

but this literally just happened 7 seconds OAGO OH MY GOD BLUEEEEEE

Apparently I’m missing some award show? Is that what this is?