calico-skies:
“ This is really cool.
“An onna-bugeisha (女武芸者) was a type of female warrior belonging to the Japanese upper class. Many wives, widows, daughters, and rebels answered the call of duty by engaging in battle, commonly alongside samurai...

calico-skies:

This is really cool.

An onna-bugeisha (女武芸者) was a type of female warrior belonging to the Japanese upper class. Many wives, widows, daughters, and rebels answered the call of duty by engaging in battle, commonly alongside samurai men. They were members of the bushi (samurai) class in feudal Japan and were trained in the use of weapons to protect their household, family, and honour in times of war. They also represented a divergence from the traditional ‘housewife’ role of the Japanese woman. They are sometimes referred to as female samurai. Significant icons such as Empress Jingu, Tomoe Gozen, Nakano Takeko, and Hōjō Masako are famous examples of onna bugeisha. (x)

Me: *successfully avoids social event* nice
Me: *is really lonely* shit
thegoombs:
“sixpenceee:
“A baby pangolin riding on its mother’s tail.
”
@revscarecrow”

thegoombs:

sixpenceee:

A baby pangolin riding on its mother’s tail.

@revscarecrow
biomorphosis:
“To ensure that mud and dirt doesn’t get tracked into their nice forest home, chipmunks are incredibly hygienic and will constantly groom themselves from head to tail.
”

biomorphosis:

To ensure that mud and dirt doesn’t get tracked into their nice forest home, chipmunks are incredibly hygienic and will constantly groom themselves from head to tail.

unstickyhunter:
“ baptisms:
“ can the science side of tumblr exPLAIN THIS???
”
A Shaquille grooms one of the Shaquillings in it’s herd
”

unstickyhunter:

baptisms:

can the science side of tumblr exPLAIN THIS???

A Shaquille grooms one of the Shaquillings in it’s herd

deadmugen:
“ chamfrons-checques-n-champignons:
“ saphura:
“ ithelpstodream:
“this is just the silliest thing ever, the POPE gave the president a science essay 👀
”
The POPE has a degree in Chemistry. He is living proof that science and religion are...

deadmugen:

chamfrons-checques-n-champignons:

saphura:

ithelpstodream:

this is just the silliest thing ever, the POPE gave the president a science essay 👀

The POPE has a degree in Chemistry. He is living proof that science and religion are not at odds with one another.

image

Trump really can’t read tho why he wrote him a whole book

lesserjoke:
“ The one on the right looks so upset about this development.
”

lesserjoke:

The one on the right looks so upset about this development.

vague post

sludgelady:

eh y’know just kinda

image

y’know

yeeeem:

bi-squid:

yeeeem:

reblog this post to literally teleport

where to?

yeah

meghaljanardan:

babyanimalgifs:

I’ll just leave this here

russet potato 

meatheadsux:
“2410/2557
”

meatheadsux:

2410/2557

barkeep: whatll it be fellas
fella 1: give me a bloody mary
fella 2: bloody mary
bloody mary in the mirror behind the bar: come on come on come on
fella 3: ill have the same
Some people create their own storms then get upset when it rains.
Lessons Learned in Life (via onlinecounsellingcollege)

lesbianshepard:

back in freshman year of high school we had this teacher who was really fucking annoying and HATED cell phones with a fucking passion. at the beginning of the school year he had us sign this goddamned “contract” that we wouldn’t have it in class or he would confiscate it.

so this annoying douchebag kid was on his phone and the teacher went “you have to give it to me now you signed the contract” and the kid didn’t even look up and said “contracts signed by a minor are not legally binding” and continued to text. and i hated that kid but…..dare i say iconic

anyway he got detention for it but i just found out he got into law school this year