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I’ve managed to scratch my face and now my right cheek is even more puffy and red. I now resemble a Pufferfish.
nicki performing anaconda. taylor swift having all females playing the instruments during her performance. fifth harmony being the first girl group in YEARS to win a VMA. beyonce basically PREACHING feminism to the crowd. thank you God
plus lorde, a 17 year old girl, winning in a category made entirely of adult men
'are you flirting with me or are you like this to everyone' a classic novel by me
I can’t stand these fucking people with these fucking family window stickers on their cars a murderer is gonna come into your fucking house and you’re gonna try to hide your kids in the fucking closet and he’s gonna be like naw bitch I saw your fucking mini van I know you have six more kids where are they
groot was naked the whole god damn movie. they didn’t give him any clothes. they even gave the raccoon clothes but this tree was running around in space buck-ass nude for 120 minutes.
but this literally just happened 7 seconds OAGO OH MY GOD BLUEEEEEE