People I knew from middle school are droppin albums and EPs and shit what is this

I’ve spent two hours fucking moping

uncannibal:

epitomeofgreatness:

The video for the gif that’s been going around all day.

tHE GUY HOLDING THE CAMERA HIS FUCKIGN LAUGH AND THEN HEFALLS THE FUCK DOWN OH MY GOD JESUS DICKS IM FRICKGIN

lacigreen:

WHY ISN’T THIS THE LAW ALREADY ACROSS THE COUNTRY AND ALSO THE WORLD

lacigreen:

WHY ISN’T THIS THE LAW ALREADY ACROSS THE COUNTRY AND ALSO THE WORLD

So I asked my boyfriend to talk dirty to me in Bulgarian during sexytime…

altraragazza:

It was incredibly hot, until I recognized the word “tomato” and asked him what he was saying. He then admitted that he was explaining how to make a salad.

Feelin kinda like crap. Can’t focus. Irritated. I blame the weather

sabisunni:

Sorry my mom said I’m not allowed to follow fuckboys

parkway-nosedive:

trauntwave:

not every single long sentence is a song title by fall out boy 

there are two ways to read this

you and officalunitedstates always reply to each other so quickly it's like you are excited little children waiting for the other to respond
Anonymous

officialunitedstates:

bewbin:

we are business associates with shares in each others blogging firms 

I am going to implement a hostile takeover

buttsandbarbells:

I’m surrounded by people who just wanna get blackout drunk for fun. Like nah man. Let’s go camping or take a road trip or do some stuff we haven’t done before. I wanna live.

itscolossal:

New from Banksy: Art Buff

allteensrelate:

"when i was your age-"

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livealiens:

#brownamericanproblems

LOL